Giraffes are impractical freaks of nature. Their own bodies are absurd, considering they're about seventy percent neck, thirty percent anything else. And the necks not even strong enough to justify that.
So it'd be interesting for sure. Fought a lion once. Barehanded too.
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Mamaaaaa.... just killed a man... dropped a lamp on his head, pulled the lever now he's dead.
Giving him a theme song seems like a more proper sendoff than whatever that was, heh.
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It was way too dramatic, wasn’t it? Though the giraffe made it better, I think.
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[ he raises an eyebrow, thinking. ]
Giraffes are pretty scary. They could kick a lion dead, easily. But I guess for a vampire that's a nonissue.
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So it'd be interesting for sure. Fought a lion once. Barehanded too.
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[ now THESE are the stories flat wants to hear. ]
How did that happen!?